Unsure if he's baby's daddy

Dear Christine,
I AM NERVOUS about writing this letter, but here goes. About four years ago I got pregnant but at that same time my boyfriend and I broke up and I had started to see a new man within two months or less. I assumed the pregnancy was his responsibility. When my former boyfriend found out that I was pregnant he claimed he still loved me and he assumed the pregnancy was his responsibility, which was possible.
However, because I was so caught up with this new boyfriend I did not want
to welcome that thought in my head, so I kept denying my former boyfriend any rights to claiming pregnancy. Now that the baby is born everyone says he looks like my ex. Now my ex has a new girlfriend and she is now pregnant. But before she got pregnant, Christine, I told him I was sorry and pleaded with him to do a DNA test but he just refused to do so. Christine, now I am afraid that if his girlfriend has a girl, and my son and her, later on in life, get together without the knowledge that they might be brother and sister that this would be ungodly. Please, Christine, help me to find a way to get him to agree to the DNA test.– LOST. Source: Barbados Nation News Today

Dear Idiot Girl,
I wouldn't advise this man to pee on you if you were on fire. I think that you should reflect on your actions and do the natural thing.. beat your self with a cou cou stick across the face til your eyes swell so big that you won't be able to look at the pea brain in the mirror. Ungodly? Since when you are so religious? You breed for one man and 2 months later, you with another man already? You need to buy yourself a 10 gallon bucket and stick both your feet in it to make sure they can never spread apart again. The simple solution is to let YOUR son know that de girl IS his sister. You claiming you were pregnant before you were with the 2nd fella, so who else child it could be? Unless you did whoring 'bout... in which case you should seize this opportunity to go on the Maury Show and bring on the 6 possible child fathers, and let DaNA decide. In the mean time, I think you should get a tie off or a hysterectomy so that your abnormally stupid genes don't get passed any further, and invest in a T-Shirt which say s"Warning... stupid female... run.. quick.. RUN! Or you'll regret it!"

*After reading this post, 84 men will make an idiot woman pregnant... 83 of them will go on to commit suicide.