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Saturday, April 01, 2006

NCSA head: Monitor music

Funny Barbados News BlogTHE MANAGER of the National Council on Substance Abuse (NCSA) is once again making a call for music on the airwaves to be regulated. Tessa Chaderton-Shaw, who considered most of the dub music played to be highly offensive, said she was not afraid to mash corns when speaking out. Speaking at THE NATION's monthly staff meeting yesterday, Chaderton-Shaw said the profusion of music with sexual and drug content, profanity, homophobia and violence should be of concern to any social service agency. She also called for an examination of diverse media be it radio, the Internet, music videos, ipods and the television. (JW) Source: Nation News
Dub music? What she really means is "Music that she dont personally listen to". I sure she got a CD home with Edwin singing about how he going "Fuh Cane", or a MADD cd about how "She wet and she coming...", which she probably plays when she is home alone with the bedroom door locked. What dub music what, calypso music is written for 2 main reasons... either to stimulate jucking and 'suggestive pelvic movements' or to talk about the issues in society... yet still songs like "Fooockus" by Adrian Clarke are widely accepted. She just being biased... after all, who can claim to be an upstanding Barbadian citizen, then go home and listen to music by somebody called Elephant man, Bounty Killer of Dr. Evil... *muahahahhhahhaa*. That time she mussy doing de "scooby doo" when nobody aint looking. But she mussy using a box of nails as a brain if she really thinks that banning music gine stop people from cuffing students in dem face on Zr vans. That's like putting a theif in an empty room, locking the door, then claiming he is a saint. Just because there is nothing to theif, doesn't mean he isn't still a theif. When God created man, according to the Bible, he didn't burn down the tree of the knowledge of good an evil.. it was left there in plain view... they had a choice. Next thing she gine want to dictate everyone's options... can't sell fatty foods in public, carbonated drinks, or ask for extra milk on snocones.

If you ban dub, you gine gotta ban almost every mellow mood song ever made... cause i dont know any love song that can tell you to have sex without telling you to.. err.., well... have sex. You really feel dem could play a DUB song wid a man shouting out, "I want dah doggy... dah sweet sweet doggy!"... yet still Mac Fingall does be licking up the airways. Come again man.. of course music influences, but you gotta know your own principles.. focus on developing persons with character, cause you can't protect them from every bad thing in life. While you're at it, ban every R rated movie in the cinema, and you can even make your own movie.. name it C for Cun.. Cun.. Cunning. She ain't got a clue.. iPODS? How you gine regulate iPods??? That's like examining each piece of paper to see what persons write on it and then burn them if it mentions anything about violence, gayness and creamed spinach... well, creamed spinach is just wrong man.

*After reading this post, 3,382 persons will sign a petition to stop making homophobic statements on the radio. Gospel 790 will then be forced to shut down.