Breast feeding is best

A local nutritionist is worried that Barbadian women are choosing not to breast feed their children. Lester Springer, a member of the Caribbean Association of Nutritionists and Dietitians, says it's part of a lifestyle change in the region that's contributing to childhood obesity. Mr. Springer made the comments at the Barbados workers union, moments after giving the audience tips on combating obesity. Mr. Springer says Barbadians are also consuming too many processed foods. He says while exercise is important, people need to access more ground provisions. Source: CBC Evening News

Ah yes, breast is best, tit is the shiznit. Now how you cuh carry a child for 9 months, den play you want to deny it the bubby... that's like stripping down naked for a man in your bed room, turning off the lights and when de man whip out de hammer, ask he part he feel he going wid dat. It's the cheapest and the best. I gine hear women crying now about how it does hurt dem... amm... when yuh was getting hurt up 9 months before, yuh did enjoying it. First thing dem want to do is buy artificial formula and expect the child to be normal. Might as well let the child suckle on a nuclear ore instead of a soother. Same issue in Britain too, and we know how their kids turn out. There is also a debate about whether breast feeding in public is obscene. Now really... women can wear punny printers and no bra on a cold day, but can't breast feed a baby? The boobs are feeding mechanisms more so than sexual objects. Frankly i think anybody who sees it as obscene has pedeophilic tendencies... how can you attribute a perverse and sexual view to a baby suckling nourishment from its mother? Next thing yuh gine hear that performing vaginal births is porno and everybody should have a C-Section. I guess these days we embracing technology and science and neglecting our natural facilities... but as far as eating other processed foods are concerned, they are just cheaper man. What you prefer, some nice fresh chicken thighs that cost $20 a pack or some salty chicken hotdogs for $4.50? Ahh yes, aint nuttin like some grounded pork guts with some ketchup and mustard.

*After reading this post, 32 mothers will complain that dem nipple does be too sore... Well, if yuh stop de 6 foot baby from sucking pon dem suh reglah, de little one might get a chance.