Don't feel like kissing boyfriend after dog does
Dear Dog Licker's Girlfriend,Dear Christine,
MY BOYFRIEND has an adorable puppy he's so crazy about, you'd think it was a child. I love animals too, but I do have a problem with him letting the dog lick him on the mouth and slobber all over his face. I find this gross and don't want him to come near me, let alone kiss me, when I see that. Christine, I've explained that I think it's not hygienic, but my boyfriend just shrugs it off and says I am turning into a germ freak. What do you think? – H.M.G. Source: Nation News
This problem is easily solved.. all you gotta do is don't bade for about 3 or 4 days, and then tell he to lick your kitty, i'm sure he'll get the idea. Nasty dog running all bout the place, sticking he tongue in any an every hole, dead, alive, hairy or bare... that's just disgusting.. and as for the cute little puppy, god knows where his mouth has been. Dem dogs does lick all kinda things.. from other dog's poo to their own balls. Next thing he will be taking the puppy into the bedroom and closing the door. Wuh he could only be mad.. might as well bring a parrow from out by the wharf to come and suck on he face... i feel after the PUPPY see that, he gine run from bout dey. You are right to be a germ freak, next thing he gine got some venereal disease and ask you if you frighten for the pog. Which got me now questioning his hygeine over all.. hmph.. you better watch he yuh. He does bade at all tho, or he is one of these icing on ginger bread characters. To find out, check to see if his body odour smells like a perfume called Stench an check his tighty whities for skid marks... some uh dese men nowadays aint got no training. I advise you to keep from round he mout, before yours brek out wid bumps and blisters and your gums start producing custard. Bajan men would put dem mout pon anything at all. If he forces himself on you, immediatley find the nearest oil stove, throw some Kerosene on your lips and light it... can't afford to tek no risk boh.
*After reading this post, 328 Europeans will say there is nothing wrong with a dog licking somebody's face... dogs are people too. Well, i suppose there isn't anything wrong with wallowing in stagnant fluids of your own dirt, grime and bodily waste either... what do you call it? a BATH? OK!
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