CAPTURED!

A MEXICAN wanted in the United States on drug trafficking charges has been detained in Barbados. Villa had arrived in Barbados from Antigua when Immigration authorities recognised he was on the United States wanted listed for drug trafficking. He was subsequently interviewed and detained at the airport pending arrangements for his handover to American authorities. However, later that night a check for the Mexican revealed an empty room where he was held. A manhunt then followed for his recapture. The next day (Sunday), Villa turned up at the airport trying this time to book a flight to Trinidad. He was spotted and re-arrested... Senior airport authorities said efforts to have Villa sent to the United States last night failed after an airline refused to accept him on the flight because the wanted man had no American visa. Efforts to contact the United States Embassy for a comment last night proved futile. Source: Nation News Dot Com

Listen to this... a Mexcian, left Antigua, arrived in Barbados, wanted in the USA and was caught buying a ticket to Trinidad. One MR International. What i hearing at all... this slippery bastard get ketch, and before de gay birds could flock properly out by the Library, de man did gone! Ariba, ariba, andelay, andelay, mama eeya eeya oh oh! Good thing he wasn't a terrorist planning to bomb the customs department because dem charge he a bit too much for some bootlegged DVDs. But what kinda john john would escape from Airport custody and the very next day go back to book a ticket? Maybe the travel agents in Bridgetown don't speak Mexican, or he did feel that if he changed his sombrero from Chilli Red to the Desparado Black, de dufuss officers wouldn't notice it was he. Dem fail to deport de man cuz he aint had no US VISA? Madness! That's like failing to deport a Guyanese from the Barbados because their passport expired, dont mind it is a woman and the name on the passport is John Jones. Next thing we won't be able to arrest criminals unless they have a valid I.D... Yup! We NEED to see your ID before we can touch you.. so unless you can produce 2 forms of Photo Identification, i'm afraid i can't stop you from beating this old man with a long Texaco umbrella and carrin' way he pension cheque. If you ask me, he did barely want a free plane ticket to the States, but probably hear that de tacos upstairs Super Centre Warrens does taste real good, so he decide peep cross to get a soft one with extra cheese, a diet coke and 2 extra greasy fish cakes. Oh well, i guess he gine gotta make an appointment and pay the ridiculous US VISA fee like everybody else... That's right... being captured, tried and incarcerated in an American prison is not a right, it's a PRIVILEGE!

*After reading this post, 28 persons will tell me Mexicans speak Spanish, not "Mexican". Really, I speak sign language and here is my finger. Well.. what i mean is.. i SIGN sign langauge.. err. right.