Three years for smuggler

In Guyana, a 30-year-old woman who was nabbed at the airport with a cocaine-filled condom stuffed in her vagina has been sentenced to three years in prison. Alana Ali was also fined $10,000 by the magistrate. According to the facts of the case, on the day in question Ali checked in for a BWIA flight bound for Barbados. While waiting in the passenger lounge to board the aircraft, a customs anti-narcotics unit officer on duty noticed Ali who was holding a little child looking uneasy. As a result the female officer invited Ali to a search room where she was strip-searched. Source: CBC Channel 8

Haw haw... Good thing it was a Guyanese narcotics officer that stopped her before she left for Bim. If we customs did an excellent job and peformed a strip search to find drugs, we would hear how she was victimized, just because she was Guyanese, sweating bad, walking funny, looking uneasy and how although 3 dogs sniffed out the cocaine on her, that don't mean nuffin. I would like a woman to tell me how it really feels walking around with a stuffed condom on the inside. Uneasy? Why not try a ribbed condom for extra pleasure? She was fined Guyanese $10,000, which is roughly equivalent to $0.83 USD, give or take 83 cents . How come they jail these people tho.. my question would be WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM? I dont think she is that good of an entrepreneur... procure raw materials, process it, manufacture it, package it, transport it, get caught with it up in your private bits. She can't be the master and the mule too. She was probably forced to do it.
"Listen woman, I need you to transport this cocaine for me or i gine KILL yuh family!"
So? I kay buht dem? schuuuupes!
"Err.. did I mention I wanted you to take it to Barbados?"
Wuh? Pass the damn package boi, I haven't seen my family in years!

*After reading this post, 328 women will stuff a RIBBED condom in between, and realise what I said made sense.