Four will win World Cup trip to Germany

Four Barbadians will soon get a chance to jet set off on an all expense paid trip to Germany to be part of the world's prestigious football world cup. Thanks to the Caribbean Broadcasting Corporation which is partnering with Cable and Wireless, Travel House, Simpson Oil Limited and Top of the Town Boutique, in sponsoring a reality type program making the overseas trip possible.
It is called Kick Start .... A fun filled interactive competition that will commence with 44 people being selected but will over the weeks scale down to 11 in the final stage. These individuals will then play against each other in a series of activities from which an eventual winner will be declared. Source: Channel 8 News

Niiiice... that means they will join the 100 British police officers who have also won a Trip to Germany, compliments the rowdy and violent European fans!!! :) Who really wants to go to Germany? You aint know nuhbody, don't speak uh word of German, all kinds of strange excentric gay persons from all over the world crowding in every hole, it's just dangerous man. And they will send 4 strangers as well... Somebody husband, somebody daugther, somebody mother and somebody else. All men who would send their women to the world cup with 3 ingrunt thirsty men, hands in the air.... ah ha! thought so. I always wonder about these competitions. I take it only unemployed persons, or persons with at least 5 weeks available vacation need apply. Imagine you are one of 300 data entry clerks at some un-named habour road concentration camp, and you win, and your boss telling you how you aint gine nuh way... really now. Then you quit de fart of a job, then your wife dumps you cuz you lost out on money, your kids hate you cuz they hungry, buuut you go anyway... then to top it off, your team gets knocked out first round. Ok sir.. here is a gun with one bullet with the initials "Y.O.U" on it, you know what to do. Fire in the air and shout LIFE GOES ON!

*After reading this post, 23,893 persons who know absolutely nothing about football will enter the competition. After losing, they won't even watch it on TV.