BFA, Digicel team up

FOOTBALLERS in the Digicel Premier League have 2 500 reasons to play the game fair and be of good behaviour.
Telecommunications giant Digicel, who are sponsoring the team prizes of the Barbados Football Association's (BFA) top division to the tune of $64 000 in the first season of a four-year initial deal, will be offering a further $2 500 to the Most Disciplined Player. Gill said the awardee should mirror what the sport stands for. "What you want to see is somebody that goes out there and is an example to be set for persons who are coming up, watching the sport, seeing what is happening and actually want to get into it," she said.Source: NationNews.com

How ridiculous. How are they going to determine the most disciplined player? If I play 10 matches as a goalkeeper, at what point will I be able to display that I am disciplined? What do they want the guys to do? Force their faces under a studded boot, get 10 teeth lick out clean.. then get up, shake the prick's hand and smile.. well, not smile cuz yuh lips stread up now like speghetti wid ketchup. So dumb... if I am disciplined, I will get something that I can do without... as if somebody studying money when dem just get elbow in dem eye. Err.. how about if I am bad behaved, I am immediately stripped and beaten with a cou cou stick and made to hopscotch around the field in a tutu while making michael jackson sounds... "heee! heee!". Yea.. that'll teach me. Why not save the money for the person who scored the most goals, or the had most saves, or most assists or most defensive plays... even the person who volunteered for the most throw-ins would be more useful. In fact, give me de money... my Cable & Wireless bMobile bill is past due.

*After reading this post, 572 persons demand their boss pay them $2,500 IF they don't CURSE him for a month... after all, a good deed like that should be rewarded.