Doc's pizza way to World Record

WHO CAN BREAK the world record of three minutes and two seconds for eating a 12-inch pizza?
The quest starts tomorrow when preliminaries begin in the Barbados Guinness World Record Festival. Pizza Man Doc will host the preliminaries at Dacosta's Mall in the City from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., and on Saturday at Sheraton Centre from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. The first eight registered people who go into Pizza Man Doc on both days, purchase a 12-inch pizza and eat it (with a knife and fork) in under five minutes, will get their pizza free. Additionally, their names will be listed for the finals at the National Stadium on Saturday, March 25. On that day whether they break a world record or not, their pizza will be free. Source: Nation News

Pay for AND consume a foot long pizza and win.. win what? ANOTHER PIZZA! Brilliant, just what any full belly person would need. This should be an exciting competition, there are at least 827 persons in Barbados who could eat a pizza in under 5 minutes.... thing is, only 4 of them can use knife and fork. My advice is to walk with your sunglasses, nuff mouts gine be glistening wid grease and blinding yuh. Why don't they do something more healthy, like the person who can eat the most baked beans without farting, or the person who can eat the most creamed spinach without puking it all over the place. They would probably get a bigger turn out if the competition was based on who could eat the most pizza with hair on it. Most bajan men would be accustomed to that... an oily mout and hair between dem teet. Well, for us to stand a chance and breaking the record, i advise that the Doc bake these pizzas personally. I buy a slice at the DaCosta branch one time and and get this black TRIANGLE served to me, I swear i was on Sesame Street. So before it is a competition on who can choke the most charcoal, bake de stuff properly.

*After reading this post, 58 women will have their own competition to see who could eat the biggest cucumber without using their hands...