Another victim of dog attacks

LAST SUNDAY, Melvin Blackman went on his usual evening stroll through a St Joseph district, only to end up the victim of a vicious dog attack. The Sugar Hill, St Joseph resident was travelling along Laynes Road when a dog charged at him. He sustained about nine bites to his chest, hands and arms as well as abrasions to his knees, as he tried to fight off the animal. "I normally take a walk from Sugar Hill towards Todds Corner. I turn left by Mount Wilton Road and I walk down to Clifton Moravian Church. I return along the same road and I turn right at Laynes Road towards Mayers Corner and then onto Sugar Hill where I live. Since the attack, the graphic artist has been unable to work as a result of the injuries to his hands. Source: Nation News

When Lil' Rick sing "yuh can't tek uh evening walk as yuh like", I dont think he was studying a dog biting loose he throat. Wuh i don't understand how all a sudden, dogs attacking suh vicious.. wuh de people walking 'bout wid gravy pon dem chest? Dat dog want kidnapping and returning to its owner in parts. If a chicken on a leash did pick out somebody eye, it would be cut up in quarters and stewing all now. Now after de dog chew pon de man arm like a doggy treat, de man as a graphics artists can't ply his trade, or more importantly raise his middle finger at the owner. All de talk, I hey writing and got in my mind that it was a pitbull, but the article doesn't say... i guess pits are just getting bad press. Just like whenever you hear an accident happen, it's a Levin, or if it's a car with 2 doors, it's a sports car and does drive like an F1 racer.. which incidentally, has no doors..

*After reading this post, 382 persons will go to the fridge and see there is nothing to eat. 2 minutes after, they will look in the fridge again to make sure. Unrelated, but true.