Stock report

On the local stock exchange today, the Local and Composite Indices registered declines while the Cross-List Index remained unchanged. Meantime, on the regular market, two securities declined and three traded firm, as just over 97 thousand shares crossed the floor. This represented a value of over a quarter of a million dollars. Sagicor Financial Corporation was the volume leader on the day, trading 41,635 shares before closing at $3.90, it was followed by Barbados Farms Limited and Cable & Wireless Barbados Limited who were the other traders on the day. Source: CBC Evening News

Err.. right, and even if T(n) = 1,000,000n², so long as U(n) = n³, the latter will always exceed the former once n grows larger than 1,000,000 (T(1,000,000) = 1,000,000³ = U(1,000,000)). What the hell are they talking about? The index indicating that the thumb is fatter than the pinky? They don't teach this mumbo jumbo in schools... heck, they teach Maths in school and people still don't get it. As i understand it, a security company traded 41,635 corn curls over a concrete floor and Sagicor refused to SHARE them with Cable & Wireless who then turned up the radio to become the volume leader behind a Barbados farm. Where is this stock market even located.. where can I go to shout at computer screens and see fancy numbers floating about and make a lot of money... no.. i don't think it is in the Lucky Horse Shoe. And who trades on this market anyway? We have a hard time as it is understanding the weather which we've been hearing for the last 30 years, farless this stock market lingo... only stock I know how to invest in is Maggie Cubes... and dem stock always crumbling.

*After reading this post, 48 persons will say they can understand the weather parlance... Reaa-he-he-heallly? What is an upper level trough? AH? AH?