Bomb hoax

What was thought to be a homemade bomb found at a residence in Christ Church last week has now turned out to be a prank. It has now emerged after investigations by police that it was a practical joke by friends at an apartment in Bourne’s Land, Silver Sands. The police say the device, which consisted of two bottles, one filled with a red liquid, the other a yellow liquid, connected to a timer and a cellphone was a hoax. The substances turned out to be two soft drink bottles filled with liquid attached to the cellphone. Police called off further investigations, and did not charge any of the young men involved. Source: CBC Evening News

Oh bumba. Well i guess this means i can get a 357 Magnum and juck it in a bank manager's face, tell him to clear out the vault and give me $10 Million in unmarked bills, and have all the tellers jump around and flap their arms like chickens... then call back from an island off the coast of Spain to say i was only mekking sport... it was really a toy gun and i really only took $9 million. People got waaaay too much time on their hands. Everything gine be a joke now... Soon you will go work one day and hear you get fired. Then you gine burn down the work place, live out your wildest sexual fantasies, and burn way yuh guts wid a bottle of ESA Fields to get rid of your worries... only for people with ABC blocks as brains to tell you how de whole thing was fake and they thought it was a funny thing to do... Well i suppose it's too late now for you to undo the erotic relations you had with that hairy transvestite named Bertha... Yup.. that slight itchy feeling you have down below is really funny. Next thing i gine come home and find a man on top my wife washing she way in mankind, and then he gine peep back at me and tell me it is a practical joke. Yea? Well doan move, this sword in my hand mek outta rubber... *swiiiinge*!

*After reading this post, 328 persons will say there ain't nothing wrong with a little fun. Really.. have YOU ever had a weddgy? I rest my case.