British Children Sent To Barbados For Better Education

According to a UPI article, more and more West Indian families in Britain are sending their children back to the Caribbean to get a better public school education… "Hundreds of children from families native to the Caribbean live with relatives in Barbados, Jamaica and Trinidad and Tobago so they can attend school there. They are separated from their parents for several months in an effort to get a more disciplined, traditional and structured school experience, the Sunday Telegraph reported." Anyone who has been inside a classroom lately in London, Toronto or New York City knows exactly what this article is talking about. Now, where are the additional funds coming from for the increased foreign student loads in Barbados? Oh yes, of course… from Bajans in Barbados. Silly us for even thinking anything else. Aren't open markets and borderless economies great? Source: Barabdos Free Press

The actual article went on to say "British schools have become poorly disciplined and have peer pressure to do poorly in examinations, some parents have concluded." I have to agree... in London, the more RETARDED you act, the cooler you are. I'm serious... the other day this London guy lent me a DVD and tell me "Yea mate, to play the Dehy Vehy Dehy, you need to select the dooooby speaker thingy with the numbers and stuff... 4..5.. something."
I said... You mean Dolby 5.1, the surround sound?? Suddenly I was catapulted into the NERD zone.
"AhAHaAHHA.. *pointing* MY GOSH! Whatever mate... all those Doooby 43-2-8-4-92 numbers you rattling off, you memorized the serial numbers and ceramic sound stuff or somethink?"
No you London twit, it's a speaker system with 5 SURROUND sound speakers and 1 subwoofer... hence, 5.1. You see it in the Cinema, you see it on your DVDs. Do you even know your own birthday... idiot?
IF I went to school in London I would probably have been subject to perpetual whipping for getting above 80% in exams. This concept came to the fore when a TOTAL DIM WIT named Chantelle won the UK Big Brother show recently. Total IDIOT... she was voted as best housemate for asking STUPID questions, making RIDICULOUS comments and saying "Oh my God" at least 300 times... oh well, the british public loved her.. go figure. So until I start to refer to DKNY jeans as "dinky jeans" and at 22 years old ask "What's a Gynecologist?", I will always be an outcast.

*After reading this post, 3,289 British persons will be offended. The smart Brits will take this content and use it in one of their friday night shows. They dumb ones will however be unable to voice their contempt due to their extreme lack of intelligent vocabulary. They will then go and drink 100 beers each before stumbling into the streets and peeing on an ATM machine, which they will use the next morning.