Awards System for Public Sector

THE TIME HAS COME for Government to develop an awards system for workers in the public sector.
This was suggested by Sir Roy Trotman, General Secretary of the Barbados Workers Union (BWU) on the occasion of the annual Week Of Excellence. Sir Roy said it is the fourth celebration of this special week which he wished would be observed by the whole country.
The aim of the Week Of Excellence is the start of a process by which employers and workers would establish measures to improve the quality of relations in the workplace, enhance efficiency and reduce wastage.
Source: www.NationNews.com

Awards? Dem want a hard lash.. let me see what awards can be given...

1. Staff member who takes the most sick days and longest lunch breaks


2. Person who gets through the door at exactly 4:30, of course after packing up since 3pm


3. Rudest staff member who recognizes he/she works for government and does not have to give customer serivce


4. Senior level staff who hired the most underqualified family members and managed to waste the most government money


5. Person who managed to keep their job and even be promoted, not based on skills, experience or qualifications, but because dem was working day for donkey years.

I'm sure there will be many nominees and a close fight for the winner. Excuse me while I go down by the immigration and be treated like I am an asylum seeker gasping hot air in the overcrowded room with the broken a/c unit.